Wikipedia gold for Da Kine: Latin Profanity
Obscenis, peream, Priape, si non uti me pudet improbisque verbis sed cum tu posito deus pudore ostendas mihi coleos patentes cum cunno mihi mentula est vocanda
Wannabe Polyglots, Listen Up
You can try to learn German online from Deutsche Welle. You can also do some self-study in German, French, Spanish, and Italian (plus others, to a lesser degree) with the help fo the BBC.
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