By way of kinyahbrutha: Court Reprimands New Delhi Over Monkeys
As forest cover around New Delhi has shrunk, the city has struggled with a growing simian population. Government buildings, temples and many residential neighborhoods are overrun by hundreds of Rhesus macaques. The animals will occasionally snatch food from unsuspecting passers-by and even bite them.
And by way of Dear Abby: Husband's monkey business is sign marriage is in trouble
When Suzy wants to have sex and asks him to come to bed, her husband refuses and tells her, "I'd rather spend time with Jocko."
Grocery snatching and home wrecking... Insidious little scamps, aren't they?