Monkey throws baby into well in Orissa
As the shocked mother of the child raised an alarm after finding the monkey sitting near the well with the baby in its lap, the primate threw the baby into the well and disappeared, police said.
Oh, HELL naw!
Honestly, though, mamma made a mistake by getting all worked up and scaring the monkey. Everyone knows stealth is the most effective means of combating the Simianistas.