Throw Monkey from the Train

India Tries to Chase Monkeys From Trains

The langur handler is being paid a retainer of India rupees 6,900 ($160) a month, and ''he will be called whenever there is a monkey problem,'' Anuj Dayal, the spokesman for the Delhi Metro Rail Corp., was quoted as saying.

On June 9, a monkey reportedly crawled through some pipes and ended up aboard a train, scowling at passengers and jumping around a car.

Simianista commandos are crawling through pipes onto trains to terrorize the human race... And we find this on a site called "Happy News"?

I beg to differ!